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[ar:Dylan]
[al:中国化]
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[00:00.10]中国化 - 钟逸伦Dylan
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[00:00.88]词：钟逸伦Dylan
[00:01.08]曲：钟逸伦Dylan
[00:01.28]编曲：1299
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[00:02.49]Yeah we're here
[00:03.02]
[00:04.32]With the hottest flows
[00:05.31]
[00:06.79]And the hottest Jian Bing
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[00:09.03]Rolling out of bed middle kingdom
[00:10.82]Knocking feeling like a drum
[00:11.95]Breakfast at the door Jiao Zi
[00:13.08]Last night ordered them
[00:14.47]Wai mai dude speaking fang yan I'm feeling dumb
[00:16.87]But these days I'll never get bored of them
[00:18.81]
[00:19.36]Because we living here in China
[00:20.66]I'm a rhymer
[00:21.92]Telling you the story of this setting
[00:23.42]Through the eyes of another wai guo ren
[00:25.62]
[00:26.27]The ones that came out here they call helmsman
[00:27.75]
[00:28.56]And now I'm flipping through Tao Bao
[00:30.35]And somehow with the know how and Zhi Fu Bao
[00:33.26]You can buy anything you want on this website
[00:35.70]And the things you didn't know you wanted til sight
[00:38.07]Bottle opening fidget spinner
[00:39.21]A toaster that makes eggs
[00:40.79]Pink trousers for dog legs
[00:41.86]Whole collections of clothing with english words that make no sense
[00:44.23]
[00:45.57]What is upsoab
[00:47.82]Upsoab
[00:48.33]
[00:49.43]Is that like a dog leash but for hamsters buying that
[00:55.23]
[00:56.68]Call me crazy
[00:58.67]
[00:59.26]Call me crazy
[01:00.49]But I came here for something new
[01:03.94]
[01:06.09]Don't say maybe
[01:07.76]We don't say maybe
[01:10.16]We say this well I can do
[01:13.15]
[01:15.55]You ask why China
[01:17.50]
[01:18.11]Yeah we reply why not China
[01:19.97]
[01:20.52]Take on its confusing hu tongs and streets
[01:23.40]And make it on your own
[01:24.90]You ask why China
[01:26.99]
[01:27.59]Yeah we reply why not China
[01:29.38]
[01:30.02]With wai mai kuai di we chat
[01:32.05]I'd be super screwed without my phone
[01:34.54]So now I'm out on the street looking for a few bikes with my friends
[01:36.88]So we can go to our favourite hotpot place right by dong zhi men
[01:38.91]No we ain't expats we ain't tu hao
[01:40.19]We ain't got mercedes benz
[01:41.19]But yo where's my kou zhao can't ride in this pollution
[01:43.78]
[01:44.56]Open wechat call a di di we be on our way
[01:46.42]
[01:47.00]Chinese friends order food enough for 40 days
[01:48.75]
[01:49.41]Tofu with chopsticks is really hard well that's okay
[01:51.28]
[01:52.22]And then they fight to pay
[01:53.59]But we spit the bill on we chat
[01:54.99]And I use that app to call a di di to go back
[01:57.96]And I don't even carry cash anymore
[02:00.39]I use my phone to pay
[02:01.85]Ding is that my door
[02:02.86]Yes my hamster leash is here already
[02:04.16]But I
[02:04.59]
[02:06.04]I forgot one thing
[02:06.84]
[02:08.73]I don't have a hamster
[02:09.54]
[02:10.39]Think I could buy one on Tao Bao
[02:11.51]
[02:12.16]Don't think I'm just to cool to do a funny song and I
[02:14.47]I was hoping that you all could sing along and I
[02:16.85]I ve been thinking after donald trump and brexit
[02:18.53]And the chaos and the mayhem I'll sit here
[02:20.46]And sip long and I
[02:21.73]Dancing with old people dancing in the park and I
[02:24.02]Barely understand them
[02:24.94]Asking who we are reply
[02:26.44]你说什么 我听不懂
[02:29.74]
[02:30.75]Call me crazy
[02:32.77]
[02:33.35]Call me crazy
[02:34.83]But I came here for something new
[02:38.03]
[02:40.15]Don't say maybe
[02:41.90]We don't say maybe
[02:44.45]We say this well I can do
[02:47.31]
[02:49.68]You ask why China
[02:51.58]
[02:52.24]Yeah we reply why not China
[02:54.04]
[02:54.64]Take on its confusing hu tongs and streets
[02:57.77]And make it on your own
[02:58.91]You ask why China
[03:01.05]
[03:01.71]Yeah we reply why not China
[03:03.52]
[03:04.14]With wai mai kuai di we chat
[03:06.30]I'd be super screwed without my phone
