屌丝元首 - 皓月 LRC歌词
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[00:00.22]屌丝元首 - 皓月
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[00:04.29]甘蔗
[00:05.31]我听人说喜欢摸别人胸的男人
[00:07.86]都是百分百直男
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[00:09.94]话说你胸这么大
[00:11.40]塞的是啥玩意儿
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[00:13.48]元首
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[00:16.32]胸前是我的充气防弹内衣
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[00:26.51]When you love me
[00:28.22]我有很多剧情
[00:30.07]文艺 都比
[00:31.92]小清新都可以
[00:33.96]保证对你 百分百的基情
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[00:44.08]I love you baby
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[00:47.56]I love you baby
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[00:52.84]When you love me
[00:54.66]我有很多剧情
[00:56.58]文艺 都比
[00:58.48]小清新都可以
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[01:07.98]逆风快递
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[01:12.73]元首阁下
[01:14.23]今日鬼畜界风起云涌
[01:16.57]丞相王朗夫妇 大力逸峰夫妇等人
[01:19.92]纷纷秉政
[01:21.00]因此
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[01:22.53]请参加我们的鬼畜大赛
[01:24.11]重振雄风
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[01:25.62]我家大王才不会参加这个比赛
[01:27.83]鬼畜太黄暴了
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[01:29.49]再不抓住这个机会
[01:30.67]元首都要成过气网红了
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[01:33.04]大王啊
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[01:34.40]这是今年河北省 KTV 点唱率
[01:35.96]大王你的歌都排到50名之后了
[01:38.13]我家大王不做鬼畜歌手
[01:39.54]也不去河北省
[01:40.42]我也不用天天鬼畜大屁股裂了
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[01:44.32]你们说半天
[01:45.32]鬼畜到底是个啥
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[01:47.46]大王 鬼畜就是
[01:50.24]大屁股裂了尼玛死
[01:51.49]尼尼尼尼玛死
[01:53.08]一下午大林放羊
[01:54.52]放放放放羊
[01:55.86]逼死那头生蛋的猪
[01:57.30]生生生生蛋的猪
[01:58.73]看谁敢爆了它
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[02:02.49]不由自主就鬼畜了
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[02:07.37]这就是鬼畜 大王
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[02:09.58]这简单
[02:10.58]把这个任务交给鬼畜达人俺妹做
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[02:15.40]可是你妹昨天被人抢走几包金坷垃
[02:17.58]心情很低落
[02:18.55]干抢劫俺妹
[02:20.06]K 他吧
[02:20.88]抢劫犯是个非洲人
[02:22.40]我顶这可恶的非洲人的肺
[02:25.20]It's 割
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[02:26.74]反正我不管
[02:27.88]Gay 佬
[02:28.59]我就要俺妹鬼畜
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[02:32.02]元首让我来鬼畜
[02:33.54]你们看过吗
[02:34.59]木有
[02:35.01]太好了
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[02:39.73]吃过脑残片了吗
[02:40.92]当然没吃
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[03:05.77]啊
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[03:06.99]狗眼瞎了
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[03:08.28]果然没有聪阴影中走出来啊
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[03:11.39]大王 我觉得做鬼畜
[03:13.70]还得找专业人员
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[03:15.57]比如找新晋饶舌天王诸葛孔明
[03:18.19]咱们可以和他合作
[03:19.86]很好
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[03:20.92]马上查一下他是干啥的
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[03:23.55]大王
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[03:24.88]他是个婴儿车评测师
[03:26.52]是谁在唱歌
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[03:28.90]温暖了寂寞
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[03:31.48]白云悠悠蓝天依旧
[03:34.09]泪水在飘迫
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[03:36.68]在那一片
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[03:38.55]啊
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[03:39.81]又瞎了
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[03:41.09]感觉看鬼畜好伤眼睛啊
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[03:49.84]烦死
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[03:50.96]赶快把这破歌给我关了
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[03:55.18]甘蔗
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[03:56.09]我参加了一个全明星合唱
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[03:58.40]我现在内心非常紧张
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[04:00.84]能让我摸摸胸镇定一下吗
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[04:04.35]大哥
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[04:07.22]我今天穿的防狼电击文胸
[04:09.41]啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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[04:14.36]斯大林同谋篡位
[04:16.29]敢强奸强奸俺妹
[04:18.22]我五公主 我太太
[04:20.04]都不给我一百块
[04:21.97]你命归九泉之下
[04:23.83]吸收两米下金坷垃
[04:25.79]猪哥村妇太美丽
[04:27.66]其实我加了很多特技
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[04:30.14]那个头发
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[04:39.34]痒痒痒痒痒痒痒痒
[04:40.76]嘿嘿 肛门痒
[04:42.15]痒呦喂 痒呦喂
[04:43.28]抠了不止一晚上
[04:44.34]废 废 十分痒
[04:45.99]顺天者长
[04:46.97]逆天者汪
[04:47.90]汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪
[04:50.09]王叭 王叭
[04:51.17]敢在两军阵前
[04:52.36]打我 抢我 骗我
[04:53.71]一百块钱
[04:54.66]王司徒生啖狗肉
[04:56.32]凭什么浑身难受
[04:58.11]你身为汉朝老猴
[05:00.12]我现在跟你什么怨什么仇
[05:02.03]梁逸峰残暴生灵
[05:03.89]装作四处看风景
[05:05.74]猪哥村妇太美丽
[05:07.68]其实我加了很多特技
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[05:10.87]八百标兵买大力
[05:12.70]北坡炮兵搞比利
[05:14.61]炮兵万万没想到啊
[05:16.54]标兵怕碰好萝莉
[05:18.35]八百标兵加特技
[05:20.26]北坡炮兵出奇迹
[05:22.17]炮兵万万没想到啊
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[05:24.88]王司徒生啖狗肉
[05:26.66]凭什么浑身难受
[05:28.56]你身为汉朝老猴
[05:30.47]我现在跟你什么怨什么仇
[05:32.44]梁逸峰残暴生灵
[05:34.29]装作四处看风景
[05:36.18]猪哥村妇太美丽
[05:38.14]其实我加了很多特技
[05:40.03]斯大林同谋篡位
[05:41.94]敢强奸强奸俺妹
[05:43.85]我五公主 我太太
[05:45.70]都不给我一百块
[05:47.59]你命归九泉之下
[05:49.46]吸收两米下金坷垃
[05:51.51]我凤爪凤爪讨贼
[05:53.29]艾瑞万 啊油 OK
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[05:59.12]我从未见过有如此厚颜无耻之
[06:03.71]茶叶蛋
